| A car was driving down
the street when all of a sudden it started swerving.
The car was going back and forth till
someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled
the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm
so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another.
So I had to swerve to keep from
hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your
air freshener." |