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The Bacon Tree Back
in the wild west, a westbound wagon train was lost and very low on
food. No other people had been seen for days.
Unexpectedly, they saw an old Jewish man sitting beneath a tree. The
leader rushed up to him and said, "We're lost. Is there someplace
ahead where we can get food?" "Vell," the old Jewish man said, "I
vould definitely NOT go over dat hill. Somevun told me you'll run
into a big bacon tree."
"A bacon tree!!!!?" asked the wagon train leader. "Yah, yah ah bacon
tree. Trust me. For nutting vud I lie."
The leader goes back and tells his people what the
Jewish man had told him. "So why did he say not to go there?"
some pioneers asked. "Oh, you know the Jewish folks - they don't eat
bacon."
So the wagon train goes up the hill and down the other side. About
an hour later the leader of the wagon train returns to where the old
Jewish man is sitting and enjoying his drink. He was disheveled and
wounded. The near-dead man starts shouting, "You fool! You sent us
to our deaths! We followed your instructions, but there was no bacon
tree. Just hundreds of Indians. They killed everyone but me."
The
Jewish man holds up his hand and says, "oy, vait a minute, vait
a minute." He gets out an English-Yiddish dictionary and begins
thumbing through it. "Oh mine Gott, I made myself ah big mistake. It
vuz not a bacon tree. I mant to say it vuz a ham bush!" |
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