Things To Do At a Boring Movie
- Wear a top hat.
- Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
- Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
- Clap when the good guy gets killed.
- Make a noise like your passing gas and go, "Ahhh..."
- Starting wheezing and ask the person next to you if you
can have some Juijy Fruits for you asthma.
- During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
- Whenever the bad guy is doing something devoius, say,
"Watch out!"
- Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
- Tell the man selling popcorn that the girls bathroom is
flooding.
- Yell out what is going to happen.
- Tell the man next to you that you have diarrhea and
wink while smiling.
- Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell,
"I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
- Yell, "Fire!" and moon the people coming through the
exit.
- Say that they cannot sit next to you because you
invisible friend already is.
- Yell out loud, "Stop molesting me!"
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